RAMBO'S WORDS OF WISDOM - AUGUST 2021
- Married Men are not afraid of Taliban terrorism any more as they as used to living and surviving in a war zone at home
- My Wife and I are not fighting as much these days as she is too busy all day every day telling Woolworths and Coles supermarkets off for stuffing up on line orders
- Now that most people are stuck at home due to Covid, to make a marriage work, I sleep when my wife is awake and the few hours we are awake at the same time say 10.00am to 8.00pm, if she goes fo a walk I stay at home and when she comes home I go for a Loooooong walk
- When I decide to cook, I think of what my wife likes and cook her favourite dishes. when she cooks she cooks mwhat she likes to eat. this way there is peace at home and I am losing weight whilst my wife cant say the same
- A War that started even before we got married has not ended and continues after four decades of a Happy Marriage "Your Family Vs My Family"
- I tell my wife "Ok You want to Diet, no problem it is your choice what you want to eat, but why do you have to put me and. our dogs on diets too. Poor Dogs have eaten factory produced Kibbles with God knows what chemicals in them all their lives and never eaten real meat. Sorry Bailey Boy I cannot help you as I am suffering then same fate
- Watching Voice Australia, all I have to do is the mistake of saying Oh I like his/her voice and I pay the Price. The TV get muted and I get told how wrong I am and have no ear for Music. OK Boss please un Mute
- These days I avoid all News on TV which to me is Paid media and in nit necessarily the Truth especially Murdoch's Fox New. But then my Wife wakes me up and Gives me a bulletin on Gladys and Scomo and how she hates them both. I am glad I don't wear hearing aids when I go to bed
- "Oh No it is going to rain for the next three days" Laments my wife and I say Errrr we are stuck at home anyway and rain means our plants are happy and we do not have to water them
- At 7.00pm when my wife asks "What do you want to eat ?" I think to myself It is well past dinner time Dear and I say, No No No, I don't feel hungry at all so pease do not bother. Go and watch "The Bachelor' She smiles and we are both happy and soon afger I opened the freezer and take out Frozen meat pies and stick them in the Mocrowave. win win win situation for both of us.
- Such Meaningful Co existense
