Monday 27th Sept 2021 Night and I was in the kitchen making pepper chicken.
From the minute I entered the kitchen and took out the onions and sliced them and the chicken from the fridge and diced it, I had this strange spooky sensation that every move of mine was being watched. I just could not explain why I felt this way but knew I was being watched.
I agree if you think I was Bonkers. I looked at the ceiling for spy cameras. Looked closely at the sky light and air vents to see if I could spot some cameras. No luck. I checked each and every Kitchen Cupboard and the pantry and meanwhile had to keep an eye and make sure the onion was properly caramelised before adding the chicken, pepper and salt and allowed to simmer.
I thought to myself, I must be watching too many crime shows to become so suspicious. But then almost two years now and no one has been in the house and I am always there like a caged pigeon so it just was not possible for some one to sneak in and install cameras secretly.
Just as I finished making the pepper chicken, one of my own creations that is very popular with family and friends, I served the Chicken in a Bowl and took it to Mithu who was seriously capturing all the evening news on Channel 7, Channel 10 and CNN simultaneously. Yes Mithu is like Palki Sharma with her news bulletins to me on Covid, Covid restrictions, Weather and World Politics.
As I was walking from the Kitchen to the TV Room I spotted the four cameras. I did not spot them earlier as I was looking at the wrong areas. All Four Cameras were located outside the kitchen but in full view of the kitchen. I was right. Every move of mine was being watched.
I gave the bowl of Chicken to Mithu picked up the TV remote muted the TV and asked her "Why are you spying on me ? and when were you going to tell me ?"
OMG, Mithu became red in the face (very red for a coconut) and ready to charge at me like a Bull the Taurian that she is.
She pulled this ugly face that is reserved for her husband and says "What Rubbish are you talking about now? Every day you are accusing me of something ? About time we got separated. I have had enough of this life in this house with you. I just want to live in peace the rest of my life.
I looked at her with firm steely eyes and said your tantrums will not save you this time as you have been caught red handed. She grabbed the chicken bowl and was going to throw it at me. I saved the dish and the bowl on time.
I said "Get Up and Come and I will show you the four spy cameras" and then you can tell me who installed then when and why.
She stomped her way out from the sofa and followed me to the kitchen and fainted when I showed her the four CCTV cameras that were tracking my movements in the house constantly .
Mithu got really really angry at me and was spitting chips and could not believe when she was shown the real spy cameras.
Each has a pair of digital camera eyes tracking every move of mine in the Kitchen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
These four eyes follow me all night hoping I will give them what I am eating in the kitchen
Trust me these were definitely installed by Mithu and Positioned strategically too
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God I love Playing pranks and had many sweet and caring Souls worried. It is always good to know who your friends are.
Victim No 1:
Pramila:
PRAMILA : Go On with it 😄
Ram: I am serious and you are laughing and you have not made your promise either
PRAMILA: 🤣🤣
Ram: What is the Joke You seem to have misunderstood my note
PRAMILA: R u serious or is it leading to a joke....
Ram: I am serious and you think it is a joke and it is not. I think I am being tracked by BJP/RSS
PRAMILA : Why?
PRAMILA: Anyway dont post anything political specially against an elected government. I believe God alone choses our leaders. We have to honor them.
Ram: Monday 27th Sept 2021 Night and I was in the kitchen making pepper chicken.
From the minute I entered the kitchen and took out the onions and sliced them and the chicken from the fridge and diced it, I had this strange spooky sensation that every move of mine was being watched. I just could not explain why I felt this way but knew I was being watched.
I agree if you think I was Bonkers. I looked at the ceiling for spy cameras. Looked closely at the sky light and air vents to see if I could spot some cameras. No luck. I checked each and every Kitchen Cupboard and the pantry and meanwhile had to keep an eye and make sure the onion was properly caramelised before adding the chicken, pepper and salt and allowed to simmer.
I thought to myself, I must be watchi…
Ram: Do you want to see photos of the four secret cameras recording everything I do in the House ?
Ram: Mithu got really really angry at me and was spitting chips and could not believe when she was shown the real cameras.Each has a pair of camera eyes tracking every move of mine in the Kitchen 😡😡😡😡
Ram: If God Chooses Crooks and Thieves and murderers as Politician then God Must be a crook too 🤣🤣🤣
PRAMILA: Whudunnit?
PRAMILA : Did u uninstall them
PRAMILA : Tell ur son?... Authorities?
PRAMILA : Firm steely eyes... 👌🏻
Ram: Mithu swears she had nothing to do with it
Ram: Know I sprayed black paint on the 4 cameras
Ram: My son. He wouldnt have a clue being a lawyer
Ram: Mithu moved out of the home this morning and has gone to her older brothers house. She will be back tomorrow as she hates him
PRAMILA : 😃 very colourful
Ram: I don't see any colours. Do you want to see photos of the cameras or not ? but not allowed to tell an y one even your mother
PRAMILA : Can't keep a Secret. So don't tell Me.
Ram: Good you are at least honest as most women will make a promise and the next minute they are on the phone spreading the bad news or ringing Mithu to see how she is. Any way I am sending you the photos of the 4 cameras. Very High tech and digital zoom and 189 Degree pictures and panoramic ones too if needed
PRAMILA: Wow...
After seeing the photos of cameras
PRAMILA : I told ja 🤣
Ram: They are like sharp shooters and take strategic positions from where they can train their cameras on me constantly
Ram: Gotcha
PRAMILA : I should have guessed.... Reading so many detective books... Ur dp. Was a give away... N yet...🤣🤣🤣 Twas fun.. Thanks.
Ram: Well I did keep you busy and engaged and wondering how you could help but could not understand blaming God for crooks becoming politicians 🤔🤔🤔
PRAMILA : Even as I scanned the room and the ceiling thru ur eyes... And saw the cameras outside ur windows... How did I zoom out these two sharp shooters.....
PRAMILA : It's not about crooks being in power but even if they are the Bible says we need to pray for them.When the body is weak diseases come in. We need to strengthen our body to fight diseases. No point in blaming the disease...What about the cat?
Victim No 2:
Nacha: I am very curious. Can u clarify? Secrecy guaranteed
This is like a Sherlock Holmes mystery. Can you give me the rest of the story?
I suspected as much which is why I used the word story. You can compete with Arthur Conan Doyle!! Good job!
Victim No 3:
Amrita Rawal: Oh dear. What’s happening.Who is it? And how do you know? I promise I’ll keep it to myself uncle ram.
Amrita Rawal: Yes. I have to see these photos now that I know you’re being naughty, I knew from the start that you were onto something. And at one point I even thought of the doggies.Oh you poor thing
Ram: You are fibbing. I knew you were worried Modi's men were spying on me
Amrita Rawal: No I had no worry whatsoever. Believe me. Otherwise I would stayed up at night and continued the conversation. But I went to sleep 💤💤💤
Ram: No You did not you were restless all night. How do I know ? the info was relayed by your CC Tv Cameras as seen below
Victim No 4:
Titu: Gupta: Yes I want to know. It will be confidential.
(My Story)
Titu: Did she actually install them? If so why?
Ram: Interesting you thought your baby sister actually had cameras installed. I wont tell her that, as she will kill you
( I could not say much Titu being Mithus Older sister so I had to tread carefully)
Titu: 😂😂😂 You really got me worried for a while. The doggies love to watch you cook your yummy pepper chicken. They watch every step of the cooking process intently waiting to taste the dish. Hence your spooky feeling of being watched.😜😜
Titu: Actually installing CCTV cameras to keep an eye on elderly people especially those who live alone or for young kids is quite normal. For a moment I thought that if she did install them, it is just to make sure you are well and okay.... not with any other ill intention. My baby sister, crazy though she can be, will never do that.
Ram: Titu you will make a very good politician you know. You are very good at making summersaults 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 One niece wrote "Half way while reading I even felt scared thinking if it was some ghost 👻👻 watching you.😂😂😂"
Victim No 5:
Molly: I promise not to tell anyone. Very strange Ram who would have installed the cameras without your or Mithu’s knowledge. Are both of you hoarding money /treasures in the house
Ram: Money ??? Only Onions and Potatoes in the kItchen and that too mIthu does not like Potatoes. This is very serious Molly. Do you want to see the four roving cameras
Molly: Okay I am getting scared Ram? Have you ever done any ‘spy work’ for the government intelligence before
Ram: Why should you be scared unless you have gold bars hidden under your bed 🤣🤣🤣 OK Here goes keep it to yourself OK
Molly : Ram you are really cheeky but I am relieved. You got a new dog.I am easily fooled aren’t I
Ram: I am such a joker am I not ?. I have played pranks on family and friends all my life
Victim No 6:
Malathi: Being watched? By who Mama? Is this for real?
Mama!!!!!! You kind of had me a tad worried… but I ought to have guessed.. You writing was so detail oriented .. I did fall for it.. but there was a teeny 10% that said you were taking me for a ride!
Me: One niece wrote "Half way while reading I even felt scared thinking if it was some ghost 👻👻 watching you.😂😂😂"
Victim No 7 :
Siddique: You mean to say that cameras inside your house. Will keep it confidential
Ram: Yes four of them tiny tiny ones hard to detect
Siddique: Can you get them removed ?
Ram: No I sprayed black paint on the lenses. Can You help me Tell you this is what happened on Monday night .....
Siddique: I don’t understand why anyone want to spy on a couple aged 75 and 65 but I can understand if they are trying to monitor your communications. And like you said no one had been inside your house . I’m at a loss here
Siddique: OMG 😄😄
Ram: Real High tech cameras, strategically located so they dont lose sight of me even for a second
Victim No 8:
Gita: Is all ok Ram!
Ram: Not Really Gita. I may be paranoid but I think I am being tracked by Pegasus and BJP/RSS as I am very anti Modi
Gita Menon: Please be careful but will they be tracking in another country
Ram: What Can I do to be careful Gita ?
Gita: This is indeed scary did you check with Anand
Ram: What does Anand know he moved out in March Do you want to see photos of the four caneras ? keep this to your self Ok'
Gita : I mean Anand will know more about cameras
Gita: Hahaha so these are the 4 cameras. Good One Ram
Victim No : 9
Najeela: Yes it's a promise. I will keep it as a secret 🤫 what's happening?
NAJEELA: So what did she see. I hope it's not another comedy from you.🤪
I knew it but I didn't want to guess it till you told me😂😂😂😂
NAJEELA : You are really a very good Author.i have enjoy reading your stories but not other books ☺️. Half way while reading I even felt scared thinking if it was some ghost 👻👻 watching you.😂😂😂
Victim 10:
Mohan: Sure I will keep it confidential. Incidentally does your wife also feel that both of you are being watched?.
So who installed them and when? You say you were ALWAYS at home.
You can definitely check your card/ bank statements to find out more.
Surely, if someone came home , used a ladder and took perhaps 2 hours or more to install the cameras someone at home should have known.
Also which computer TV is storing the recorded images?
Me: Mohan spy agencies don't tell you they are spying on you and definitely don't charge my credit card. Gathered info is relayed using WiFi to the cloud I am told by security experts
Mohan: Somebody installed it at home, right? How is it possible to do without residents allowing them in
Me: I am sure they gained access when we went to see our doctors or may be they drugged us in our sleep and fixed the cameras when we were unconscious. I wish I knew
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Victim No 11:
Raju: Are you serious 🧐? Sounds like she didn’t know it either. What did she say afterwards? Perhaps Anand installed it in case you had a stroke or something to call for emergency help? Where are the cameras transmitting to?
Me: Anand is too busy with his own wife and child and m-i-l has no time to worry about his parents. Mithu has no clue but she was spitting chips though. I have no clue where the cameras are transmitting to, but had this creepy feeing I was being watched constantly but why did I get that feeling I don't know. Just a gut feel that every move was being watched Do you want to see photos of the four cameras ?
Raju had a sneaky feeling but did not say so and share the following after seeing the four cameras
Here is the Original Song By Police
