THE DOCTOR, THE PHARMACIST AND THE PATIENT (The Patient can be a lawyer, engineer, consultant whatever)
HEALTH: Let us take a close look at people who play a role when it comes to Human Health.
We have the Doctor, the Pharmacist and the Patient
Here is Story No.1 :-
Patient : Doctor, the medicine you had written on the left side top of my prescription is not available in any pharmacy in Mumbai.
Doctor : That is not medicine, I was trying to see if my pen was writing or not, just doodling.
Patient : What!!!?? With this terrible handwriting, I had to go to 52 shops to check it out.😠😠
Saala, one medical man said that he will get it for me tomorrow. 😕
Another said, this company is now closed, shall I give you similar medicine from another company?🙁
Third one said, there is a huge demand for this medicine, you will get only in Black.☹️
Saala, the fourth one made me jump out of my skin; he said, this medicine is for cancer, who has cancer at your place?
🤭🤭🤣🤣😅😅😂😂🤭
Jai ho Indian Chemists!!!
(BTW do you know why doctors scribble on their Prescription Pads ?. Because they do not want the nosey patient to Read the name of the medicine an do a Google Search before going to the chemist and the Chemist takes advantage of this situation to exploit the customer)
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Story No.2 :-
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights flashing. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OHH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. . . "My Rolex!"
😂😂😂.
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Story No 3 :-
There was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeched to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit,Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, & a Pierre Cardin tie got out and asked the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'
The shepherd looked at the young man,then looked at the large flock of grazing sheep and replied 'Okay.'
The young man parked the car, connected his laptop to the mobile-fax, entered a NASA Website, scanned the ground using his GPS, opened a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.
He then printed out a 150-page report on his high-techmini-printer, turned to the shepherd and said
‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'.
The shepherd cheers,
"That's correct, you can have your choicest sheep from the herd".
The young man takes one of the cute animals which he likes most from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks,
'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'
The young man laughed and answers,'Yes, why not?'
The shepherd says,
'You are a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.'
'How did you know?' asks the young man.
'Very simple,' answers the shepherd.
1. First, you came here without being wanted.
2. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.
3. Third, you don't understand anything about my business.
Now, May I please have my DOG back? "
😆🤗😝🤓
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Story No 4 :-
Meanwhile this is what most Patients are having to go through these days and are so busy to think of their health.
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.
He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.
On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.
On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. NOTHING WORKED.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house.
The Maid quit.
Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house ha been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.
INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.:) 😀😂😂
